508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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