My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I need water and some morals
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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