Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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