bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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