can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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