At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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