So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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