Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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