you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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