We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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