D3 body, D1 cock
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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