I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Alive.
So much puke
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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