i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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