sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Your dad touched me again.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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