I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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