Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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