what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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