Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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