Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
