what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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