we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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