Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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