It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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