I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
is wine microwaveable?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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