I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize