I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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