Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We were destined to go to rehab together
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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