I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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