Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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