OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My liver just had a heart attack.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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