Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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