Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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