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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)

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  awesome babe! drinks tonight!

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  Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.

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• (752): View more from California

  What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?

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  I think the two go hand in hand.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  You went to church with your boobs hanging out?

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  Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?

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• (+47): View more from Norway

  i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.

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  do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Bang-toberfest begins!!

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!

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