Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And then my night got REAL pukey
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.