her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.