All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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