I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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