is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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