I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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