so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
