Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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