Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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