On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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