I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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