how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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