Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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