Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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