how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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