we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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