It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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