I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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