How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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