I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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