Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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