ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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