we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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