We're facebook friends in real life
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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