when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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