I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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