are you still at the devil's house?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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